It’s that time of year when everyone is searching for the absolute perfect pumpkin. Are you? If so, what ever you do, do not choose me!
First of all I have a broken stem so when you pick me up all you’ll get is stem. And nobody wants to carve a lumpy old green pumpkin stem.
In addition, I was grown in the rainforest so I’m covered in rotten wood, flowers, and vines from the trees so I smell like moldy vegetables. I don’t think that you would want to waste hours of your time cutting off all of those things.
Lastly, I am the wrong shape! I’m a triangle with hundreds of tiny little pumpkin daggers sticking out of me from every direction. I’m impossible to cut into so, good luck with that.
In other words, if you’re looking for the perfect pumpkin then do not pick me.